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Man Married To 2 Sex Dolls Says His Partners Have Fallen In Love & We Wonder What He's Smoking

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This pandemic and the ensuing lockdowns that the world has had to go through, has been tough on people. Well, it turns out, it has been tougher on a certain few people, more than it has been on others.

Man Married To 2 Sex Dolls Says His Partners Have Fallen In Love © Instagram/yurii_tolochko

A bodybuilder from Kazakhstan, who goes by the name of Yuri Tolochko, had married a sex doll last year. Then, he apparently cheated on his “wife” with another sex doll, while the first wall was getting repaired. Use your imagination for what, exactly was the doll getting repaired for.

Man Married To 2 Sex Dolls Says His Partners Have Fallen In Love © Instagram/yurii_tolochko

Then, he divorced his plastic “wife” and married the second sex doll, cheats on the second doll, with a third doll, and starts living-in with the third doll as well. Oh, and if all this wasn’t confusing enough, the second doll, has the body shape of a chicken. 

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Now, Yuri says that both the dolls, named Luna & Lola (of course, why not are happy together, and actually have fallen in love with each other.

Man Married To 2 Sex Dolls Says His Partners Have Fallen In Love © Instagram/yurii_tolochko

Speaking about Lola, the chicken bodied one, Yuri said - "Lola has a woman's head, a chicken's body, the navel has depth and can be used as a v****a and a penis inserted into it."

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Why, is one of his fantasies shaped like a chicken? Well, again, use your fantasies, but do keep in mind that in case you can’t look at a chicken again after reading this story, do not blame us.

If you’re feeling down, and are looking for some great ‘pick-me-up’ content that is laughable and hilariously stupid, you better check out Yuri’s Instagram account, and the kind of posts and captions that he puts up, describing his love for his two wives, in some great detail.

Man Married To 2 Sex Dolls Says His Partners Have Fallen In Love © Instagram/yurii_tolochko

Said Yuri in an Instagram post, “Anyway, logistics aside, Yuri wrote: "So me and Luna get along great. Lola also fell in love with Luna. I give each of them a separate time, but the three of us together are also having fun.”

One can’t help but wonder, how exactly a threesome between the three of them would work out. Well, to each, his own.

People on Twitter were obviously not going to let this opportunity pass, and we did see some really funny comments on it.

Nothing wrong with body hair man, come on...

Now I can go about my day safe in the knowledge I've read this news, I feel better. On a side note, this guy needs a shave, guy could start his own rug business.

— craig dickson (@F1rebladeD April 9, 2021

A lot actually...

Some people are never right in the head are they ?

— Nathan Cotterill (@NathanCotterill April 9, 2021

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“Woman head,body of chicken...”. I’ve always said if you wanna do something that doesn’t harm or affect anyone else,then who is anyone to judge or tell you you’re not allowed to. But fuckinghell this is odd isn’t it.

— M34 Blue (@KingKladze7 April 9, 2021

Imagine it indeed. Poor souls... (Embed -

Imagine his parents reactions first time he brings home his partner(s to meet his family

— Gitte (@BekkerGitte April 9, 2021

Okay, this is hilarious... (Embed -

Imagine his parents reactions first time he brings home his partner(s to meet his family

— Gitte (@BekkerGitte April 9, 2021

Looks like somebody’s got plans...

Do they sell these in Argos?

— John (@JohnWumz April 9, 2021

What do you guys make of Yuri, and his exploits? Do let us know in the comments below.


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