Have you ever thought some of the things that can be said both during cricket and while having sex? No? Okay, maybe it's time to think about it.
Recently, the Twitter account for sportsbet.com.au asked this very, extremely important question and it, obviously, got people to put their most hilarious and creative foot forward.
Reply with something you can say during both cricket and sex pic.twitter.com/aCoglztKPH— Sportsbet.com.au (@sportsbetcomau) December 2, 2019
If you actually think about it really hard, it's kind of disturbing how there are so many things that can be said during both. Is cricket a way more 'dirtier' sport than we previously thought? Apparently yes.
Here's the best answer by desi Twitter. They're killing it.
Pant's gone, Hardik's next. https://t.co/2Hhvvs8dUw— Suneer (@suneerchowdhary) December 3, 2019
The ball is running down the fine leg. https://t.co/oAV76aPg9z— Manya (@CSKian716) December 3, 2019
I think that's just specific to one person.
A lot of hopes from Babar Azam but he's lasted for only 10 seconds. https://t.co/RH5IIUq1jw— Yash (@sassy_penguin5) December 3, 2019
Here comes de kock! https://t.co/S8JV6kE369— Sabudana khichadi (@Dishasatra) December 3, 2019
Good to know!
The pitch is wet so we can expect more pace and swing https://t.co/HKGdbtcKwQ— à¤à¤¾à¤à¤¾ lame à¤®à¥à¤à¤ (@oldschoolmonk) December 3, 2019
Pant needs to be dropped https://t.co/IU5dQhuEeQ— Gabbbar (@GabbbarSingh) December 3, 2019
Uhh part two.
Lungi removed by de kock! https://t.co/PHYP2doLwf— Mr. A ð (@cricdrugs) December 3, 2019
wat a shot !!!!! https://t.co/18NrnePGZS— Kuptaan ð®ð³ (@Kuptaan) December 3, 2019
They're answering their own question.December 2, 2019
" Too short " https://t.co/hEHigh2mky— Zero (@IamRhn_) December 3, 2019
Nice moisture in the pitch today. https://t.co/1cVc6U5Icj— Aniket Deshpande (@aniket0608) December 3, 2019
'Sorry' is required.
"De Kock goes big" ðððððð
Sorry guys ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ð¤£ https://t.co/wh8IViYz3t
Pulled it at the last moment. Brilliant timing there. https://t.co/14uVktH5Vw— The Sarcastic Jerk (@The_Sarcastic_J) December 3, 2019
That is like a conclusion for both.
The pitch was very wet, the ball was swinging either way.. but due to the hot conditions and intense power play, both teams performed well. https://t.co/LaKDC2RM0F— à¤à¤°.à¤à¤® (@runjhunmehrotra) December 3, 2019
The first step for both.
The covers are off. https://t.co/FwXEx2o9jI— Saad Amjad (@SaadAmjad_) December 3, 2019
“It's good length & he's putting it right into the block hole”
How is that one-sided?
It's been a bit one sided so far, 69 for 2. https://t.co/riRZpMUyaL— Professor Dr RED (@Theodahad_) December 3, 2019