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People Are Now Sunbathing Their �Buttholes� And It's The Weirdest Influencer Trend Yet

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Influenzas are out of control, people!

The latest trend in the influencer world is as weird as it gets, and it actually may be the wildest thing Instagram influenzas are influencing everyone to do.

Basically, people are lying naked in the sun and just exposing their buttholes to the sun. Yep, they're letting the sun shine on places 'where the sun doesn't shine'. Man, there's no respect for that phrase anymore.

Recently, a wellness influencer named Metaphysical Meagan shared details about the benefits of 'perineum sunning', or basically butt sunning, on her Instagram with her 21.1k followers, complete with a picture, of course. 

View this post on InstagramðPerineum Sunningð For the past few weeks I have included sunning my bum & yoniðº into my daily rising routine. ⢠âï¸Many of you have been asking about the benefits of this practice: â¡ï¸30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!â¡ï¸ Taught by @ra_of_earth & @certifiedhealthnut (This is an ancient Taoist practice thatâs been around for a while!) Things Iâve noticed personally In my reality since Iâve implemented this: ðSurges of energy almost immediately! ðBetter Sleep ðBetter connection to my Sexual energy & control of my Life Forceâ¡ï¸ ðSo much Creativity flowing through my life!!𧡠ðAttracting my desires & intentions with ease. ðAttracting soul tribe & people who are on the same frequency and wavelength as me. ⢠âï¸Iâm spending a maximum of 5 minutes in the morning doing this. @ra_of_earth teaches that 30 seconds is more than enough sunshine exposure down there! âï¸This is truly more energizing than slamming cups of coffee and is a great alternative to consuming neurotoxic coffee & caffeine that can disrupt your adrenal gland health.âï¸ ðThis is such a simple game changing practice!! â¡ï¸Try it out & let me know your experienceâ¡ï¸ âï¸You can do this any time the sun is out... I prefer early in the morning!âï¸ #NakedInNatureA post shared by (@metaphysicalmeagan)

According to her, "30 seconds of sunlight on your butthole is the equivalent of a full day of sunlight with your clothes on!" Well, that sounds completely made up and not right at all. No offence, Meagan.

She's encouraging, oh wait 'influencing', people to make this a daily practice because of how much energy it allegedly gives, and how it's better than "slamming cups of coffee".
I don't know, Meagan. Sounds a little fishy to me, but since it's not harming anyone, you do you, girl.

As expected, people on Twitter are ripping her and 'butt-chugging sunlight' apart.  

I absolutely can not believe I get to live in a world at the same that people are aiming their butts to the sun to harness its energy through their asshole. pic.twitter.com/OzZ7EP0azJ

â gregg (@Gregggyboy) November 25, 2019

There are weird times.

People out here butt-chugging sunlight. pic.twitter.com/o8rxNwyASA

â Nice Nun (@sisterofonline) November 25, 2019

Won't you? 

butt hole sun

won't you come https://t.co/095hBHXpQ6

â rohan (@ridersovrohan) November 25, 2019

  Yep.

Fuck meditation and yoga. Just sun bake your butt hole instead pic.twitter.com/RTtsMTjoBz

â Papa Volodya (@Hypocritee29) November 27, 2019

Definitely.

Me: maybe you feel good because you're stretching out your back and legs and are privileged enough to get fresh air first thing
You: no its definitely all the sun I put in my butthole https://t.co/tRzPiSokaa

â Erica Henderson (@EricaFails) November 25, 2019

 This is how you become a CEO.

Adding this to my daily morning routine, as should every CEO https://t.co/RqiN8Fk6JJ

â Ramp Capital (@RampCapitalLLC) November 25, 2019

Wait, what's yoni? 

SUNNING MY BUM AND YONI https://t.co/ssfiPvhzh5

â Goomy Eat World (@jephjacques) November 25, 2019

Of course.

If you see me spread eagle on my roof you mind your fuckin business, hear me? https://t.co/Gy36x9cyHt

â Mama lyss (@lyssfroemmers) November 26, 2019

  Great pun.

She out here doing photosynthassis https://t.co/UCN7JHBi2f

â Eric (@AsianEricc) November 27, 2019

  Oh yes, for sure.

The same kinda ppl that will wash their hair weekly https://t.co/NJuOV2QFds

â all the jingle ladies âï¸ðð (@Carsensmaddah) November 27, 2019

  Thanks for the update.

Update:
do not try this with lots of dogs around https://t.co/UhTjVNYHGM

â Quince Mountain (@QuinceMountain) November 25, 2019

  People are so depressed, they'll try everything.

If thatâs what it takes to be happy then god damn it im gonna sunbathe my asshole https://t.co/Jg3M54wS6l

â the town witch (@cosmicindigo_) November 25, 2019

Everyone, do it. 

what if this was the cure to depression the whole time https://t.co/623sRyFkky

â quirky turkey ð¦ (@ndieIsOnline) November 25, 2019

Someone stop them. 

Daily âwhite people need to relaxâ tweet https://t.co/PTcN2ZdSux

â Dylan (@dyllyp) November 25, 2019

That's awkward.

Doctor: how did you get a sunburn on your asshole?

Person: https://t.co/Sn8taZ5G2P

â Joe Kassabian (@jkass99) November 26, 2019



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